Inbox

What is Inbox?


1.

1. (internet) The email folder where incoming mail arrives.

2. (at the table) The mouth.

3. (in bed) The vagina.

Check your inbox. You have mail.

2.

transitioning from the popular sexual terminology coined by the construction industry (ie. nailed, screwed, hammered, banged etc), hi-tech nerds have one of their own:

a reference to a woman's vagina

Doomf8One: "Did you pass Doom level 41 last night?"

hellaUCLA: "I didn't play- I was at my girlfriend's place last night and her Mac sucks!"

Doomf8One: " ROFL! That's lame"

hellaUCLA: "It was cool- I was in her inbox all night instead!"

3.

1) A list of spam and items to feel important with while procrastinating. Usually followed by phone calls from angry bosses, coworkers, clients, and/or friends.

2) In the case of a large corporation, a list of unread or poorly answered mail from people with wallets/purses. Mail which the corporation has intentionally discarded, such as complaints, are typically not included.

3) In the case of a social network, mostly pointless mail from friends/family, mixed with creepy mail from random people of unknown intent. Usually kept well checked from boredom.

You're a fag...

Dude, have you seen my inbox lately?

No.

I have 295 unread emails.

Sick! How much of that is spam?

None...

Sweet! (This guy must be important...) So you busy this weekend?

I'm always busy (procrastinating).

Well the guys and me were planning an awesome party. Want to come?

I think I can make time.

Great, it's this Saturday at my place. See you there.

See studying, procrastinating, homework, boring


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