What is Inbox Tourette's?
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The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people, or put off having to consider the meaning of one's existence. A bogus definition from "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" that should be true.
I didn't expect Sally to answer my email on Christmas Eve; she has serious Inbox Tourette's.
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to hear something gay, but yell it out
GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears
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Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he ..
