What is In-bred Island Monkey?


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An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.

Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.

Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.

See english, brit, limey, british, u.k., wanker, rubbish, bunk, ugly


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