What is Inch?
1.
A small but significant measurement.
Often, the decisive factor in a clinch.
While more discreet naturists frown,
Uninhibited Delia Brown,
With an inch on display,
Is quite happy to say
That she can't keep her clitoris down.
See natural , picturesque
2.
a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prostitutes; coined in the film The World Is Not Enough
Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.
Bull gives each girl an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave.
Zukovsky: And make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
See cash , money , dough , benjamins , fee
3.
A unit of measurement, often exaggerated by men accross the world.
Theres a ten incher in my trousers..
4.
Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetre s in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetre s instead.
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
See ancient , pagan , babylon , useless , daft
5.
The unit that a penis is measured in.
My penis is an inch.
See Dirty Dan
6.
The small strech of skin between the asshold and the balls/vagina.
Noun: 1. He wanted me to give him a rim job, but his asshole was a little nasty. So I licked his inch instead. 2. I tried to jump that fence between ours' and the Smiths yard, but I slipped on the post and smacked my inch.
3. I don't know how I got a streak of crap in that area of my underwear -- under my balls. When am I going to learn to wipe my ass from the back... and not from my butt hole up my inch.
See bobber
7.
A rating system for the male penis.
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
See dood
While more discreet naturists frown,
Uninhibited Delia Brown,
With an inch on display,
Is quite happy to say
That she can't keep her clitoris down.
Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.
Bull gives each girl an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave.
Zukovsky: And make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
Theres a ten incher in my trousers..
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
My penis is an inch.
Noun: 1. He wanted me to give him a rim job, but his asshole was a little nasty. So I licked his inch instead. 2. I tried to jump that fence between ours' and the Smiths yard, but I slipped on the post and smacked my inch.
3. I don't know how I got a streak of crap in that area of my underwear -- under my balls. When am I going to learn to wipe my ass from the back... and not from my butt hole up my inch.
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
