What is Inches?
1.
When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.
1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.
2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
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2.
Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
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3.
An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
How it is, Inches? We're about to go
shoot some hoops . No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!
