Inches

What is Inches?


1.

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?

- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.

See inches, run, running, cross country, feet

2.

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"

Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"

Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

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3.

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!


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