Inch-pound

What is Inch-pound?


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noun:

1.) A unit of work equal to the work done by a force of one pound acting through a distance of one foot in the direction of the force. 1 inch-pound = 0.11298 Joules.

2.) A measure of force required to insert an inch of your penis into your partner. Varies with position, orifice and willingness of partner.

verb:

3.) What one does while having sex with a small-dicked male.

1.) The engineer applied 8 inch-pounds of torque to the screw. What a fuckin nerd!

2.) It takes over 100 inch-pounds to have sex with Claire and only 3 inch-pounds to do anal with Bethany. Probably should hang out with Bethany.

3.) Ishmael got dumped by Samantha because she was sick of inch-pounding him and getting nothing in return.

See force, work


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