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When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly u..
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A slang term for the pill. Because the pill will "punch" the ovaries so they no longer work
I don't use condoms, I just ..
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...