Indefinate Edit Meaning

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. "You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the pr..

1. A mythical vampire bat that sucked the rum out of drunken pirates as they lay passed out from a night of pillage. The myth goes that the..