What is Independent Bass Player?


1.

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

See granola, pretentious, artsy, vegan, glasses

2.

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

See pretentious, phony, vegetarian, tofu


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