What is Index Itch?
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The act of using an anti-itch cream to settle down the itch on ones trigger finger.
A: "Man, Dave had to go to Walgreens twice last night for his index itch!"
B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"
C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"
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a seriously unattractive female
Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porp..