Indian Food

What is Indian Food?


1.

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.

> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.

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2.

A recipe for diarrhea.

I ate Indian Food last night and I shit a baby this morning

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3.

When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.

Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.

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4.

When something smells ridiculously bad.

Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.

See nasty, smell, fart, gas, bad


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