Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Irksome

1. ticklish, squirmy, rather irritating. does not like to be touched. smells. oh god please no. stoppit no. oh lord. im irksome. so god..

Slick Brian

1. when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock ..

Hott Pocketz

1. When standing around a bonfire, you thrust your hips outward to heat your pants pockets, so you may stick your hands in your pockets and..

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