Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

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1. when A man strokes his pee pee until it shoots out a slow erruption of cheddar and makes a cartoon-like noise "fooooob!" I&ap..

Sayal

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Ucs

1. under cover slut When not a lot of people know you are a hoe, you are called a UCS. 2. Acronym for "United Civilized States"..

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