Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Jigga What/faint

1. A cross between Jigga What and Faint. Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings. -From Collision Course 2. &quo..

Oxtercock

1. To tie up with hands and feet stretched wide apart. Handcuffs seemed like a fun idea till he oxtercocked me to the bed with several pai..

Hot Airballoon

1. farting into an open vagina while lighting it on fire. I blind folded my girlfriend and said "open up" but instead I bent ove..

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