Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

3 1/2 Inch Floppy

1. term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick. greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy. ..

Husbad

1. A husbad, is a husband gone bad. He is also the husband equivalent for a whore. Dennis: I heard Dorita and Otis gotta a dirvorce. Syl..

Rhino Skin

1. The skin of an old woman's vagina. Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin. 2. The pattern that gets imprinted into your skin af..

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