Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Gartonism

1. To have it out for every person under the age of 25. Get the boner out of your eye, garton. Man, that guy is suffering from major gart..

Kezif

1. The perineal region between your ass and your balls. See choad, grundle. Also known as crankers. Derivation: "Kezif you didn'..

Orgiophant

1. (archaic) one who presides over orgies The orgiophant had dozens of hangers-on who sought to attend his parties. See orgy, orgies, sex..

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