Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

5th Dentist

1. when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz i just used this mans 5th den..

Slurryville

1. a room or area full of slurry. Wow, look over there, it's slurryville! See slurry, slurryville, slurry slut..

Herrdog

1. a man of brute strength who loves hard and plays hard. Also a walk it out bathroom sprinkler. Beowulf, King Leonidas are both examples..

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