Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Glass Shoes

1. 84's, swangers, etc. Ridin' wood and yella, glass shoes like cinderella See 84's, vogues, swangers..

God Apples

1. The breasts of a female, usually by a smitten suitor enamored with a younger or unabtinable female watched from afar. The source of this..

Lily Kyle

1. A lame crack-head that wont stop asking "Excuse me baby, do you need a good-time?". Also a little female dog with huge nipple..

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