Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Zwarbled

1. very drunk, intoxicated, shit-faced etc... I went to the titty bar and got very zwarbled..

Negrotologist

1. A negrotologist is a very skilled negro who preforms a afrobodomy. Usually uses home-made tools and is drunk of a 40 Jamal is the nati..

Adunai

1. word on the streets is the adunai are an ancient tribe of warriors returning to bring back truth to the people and exact revenge on the ..

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