Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Johnson Slap

1. slapping some one in the face with your penis I johnson slaped that ho See dick slap, dick smack, cock smack, cock slap..

[gerard]

1. a closet ninja who enjoys sushi, but cannot speak japanese without an accent. miyusaki: i can't understand what that foreigner is ..

Up The Nose

1. To piss off. and annoy in a petty way He asked me so many questions, he was right up my nose See AAC..

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