Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

Uno Mos

1. Stands for one Make-Out Session. Sean: She's cute. Darren: Uno Mos! Sean: haha NCMO! Darcy: You boys are retarded. See make ou..

Yahwingy

1. a mistaken pronunciation of the famous guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen. Yahwingy who? 2. Yngweenie sucks! Yngweenie's so fat, he swe..

Floor Polish

1. Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (p..

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