Indian New Year

What is Indian New Year?

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?

The Drunk: Indian New Year.

Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!

The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

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