Indiana Icepick

What is Indiana Icepick?


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A classy move, best used on first dates: It requires first for a man to produce a large solid turd which it is placed in the freezer to harden. When frozen, the man then proceeds to cram the frozen log in and out of the girls puss as fast as possible before it melts. If it begins to melt, it is recommended to then wrap the end of the turn with a sock or mitten.

Fred finally worked up the nerve to ask Suzie on a date, after she agreed to go, he ate four bran muffins and produced a 2 lb log so he could give Suzie the Indiana Icepick after dinner.

See flaming pele, rusty trombone, cincinatti bowtie


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