Indianola

What is Indianola?


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The pimpenst town in Iowa, which is actually not that much of an accompleshment because theres about 50 cities in IOWAY. Indianola is the coolest because we have the most down in dirty celebration, THE BALLON FEST. Theres lots of hot chicks here. We got national attention on Paul Harvey a couple of years back becase of the "native americans" thinking Indianola Indians (our HS sports team) was offensive. We still have then and love them. The Indianola basketball and XC teams are adored by many Iowans.

The only problem with this place is our duche bag vice princeball Mr. O'Mera

I can't stand Des Moines, theres too many whtie people. Lets go down to Indianola

Wow Indianola has a balloon fest? Thats awesome.

I think i'll go root for the Indinas in the State Tournament.

2.

the biggest potsmoking town in IOWAY.....if you havent heard about 98% of the teen age population has tried or dun pot...well i know this is true because of our high school....we are most famous for our balloon festival which is quite possibly the most boring event ever invented......to watch, idk about flying. One last thing, people say two wrongs dont make a right, but i think they do, potsmoking + balloon fest=the most boring town ever.....which is right

have u ever been to Indianola? i wouldnt even bother

3.

studies show that

-112% of the people in indianola iowa are gay.

-70% of the people eat babies.

-43% of the people are mentally retarded.

-90% of the people can't dance.

-.01% of the people are Mexican.

-.00000000015% of the people are actually black.

-100% of the people think they're black.

and -:> ]]]|?/;'"'ooo

THE END

People in Indianola, Iowa are gay.

People in Indianola, Iowa smoke crack.

People in Indianola, Iowa are quacks.

See indianola, gay, babies, crack, 69, stupid, percent

4.

a small town in corn loving nebraska with a population of ten. most poeple are redneck hicks or retards, which ever you prefer. most people grow up to be pot heads, farmers, or failures.

tom grew up in Indianola and has eight kids and three farms. he likes marijuna.

See hell, paradise

5.

A type of oil or grease used to make fry bread in the Navajo style.

My mom was going to make Navajo tacos so she sent me to the store for some Indianola.

See fry, navajo, taco, greasy


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