What is Indovina?
1.
A completely evil being, usually disguised as an unloved, unwanted schoolteacher. This being usually seeps it's way into a group and puts them in such agonizing pain that they usually end up committing suicide, or getting sent to an insane asylum.
Ways to ward off Indovinas:
1.) Put grease on the floor, they walk fast, and they will slip on it
2.) Leave a poisoned can of Diet Coke laying around, they are attracted to Diet Cokes
3.) Bring a Crucafix with you
Facts:
Transport: Powerwalking
Favorite Hobby: Torture of puppies and boys with long hair
Lies about 93.8% of the time.
My new teacher sent me to the disciplinarian for working in class, I just did what she told me to!
Oh my God! It's an Indovina, RUN!!!!!!
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