What is Inductapus?
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A bloodthirsty hybrid-midget creature thought to have been resurrected from a prehistoric era. Ninja like in stature, the Inductapus has a strange penchant for eating the nipples of its prey. Never seen or heard, the inductapus stalks its victim, before secreting two types of intoxicating cheese like substances into it's victims nipples, inducing spontanious vaginal combustion.
Joseph 4:12
"From the ashes, the Inductapus shall rise."
Last night an Inductapus shaved my wife.
"AARRGGHH! An Inductapus ate my baby" -- Lindy Chamberlain
"After months of tracking the Inductapus, I have concluded that this fantastic creature looks like Sandra Sully" --David Attenborough
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