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A person who persistently sends long and boring text messages to your phone when it would be much easier to just call
Scott:Hmmmm it wo..
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The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
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When one accidently shartsin their pants and enters the shower with only the bottom half naked to clean the buttocks.
"I had to ta..