Inevitable 1337

What is Inevitable 1337?


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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.

Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-

inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*


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