What is Infant Assault?
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1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.
2) The act of punching a baby.
3) The destruction of a small child
Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.
Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.
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