Infant Assault

What is Infant Assault?

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.

See infant, death, dane cook

Prior To

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Nixon-off

1. To eat a ridiculous amount and in an extremely messy, savage, or annoying way. Dude....your Nixon-off right now... See monch, nick, ni..

Guschwanger

1. An annoying college student who no one wants around, yet, is. Always. Dude, Brian is such a guschwanger, I wish he would start hanging..

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