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The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and..
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catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
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an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.
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