What is Infinite Monkey Theory?


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The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut


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