What is Infinite Recession?
The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my
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