Infinity Plus One Edit Meaning

1.

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)

You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!

2.

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

See fuck, you, all, times, infinity, plus, one, tbg

3.

Infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.

The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:

1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)

which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1

See infinity, irrational number, tiny