What is Infomoron?
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The idiotic man or woman in an infomercial that becomes really really frustrated because he or she can't use the competitor's product.
Every time the infomoron tried to use the flashlight the batteries fell out, so thank God for those little lights you can stick on the wall in closets, cabinets, and dark staircases. Only $9.95 for four!
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When a deploying Marine gets his smallpox vaccination, and before the wound heals takes the band-aid off the infected area, rubs his fin..
