What is Ingle?
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A name most commonly used to express British ancestry. Sometimes used in contemporary America by former sexual partners of the so-called "Ingle" to unwittingly express the insignificance the former partner has in the Ingle's life. Very often these former partners will post slanderous messages in regards to the true meaning of the name Ingle.
Julie- "Mike is is such an Ingle!"
Beth- "Oh my god, I can't believe you blew Mike Ingle, he is such an amazing guy. You should feel privileged."
Julie-"God damn!"
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2.
sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge
"he says its his choice but he's so under thumb, a total ingle"
-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."
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3.
Closet homosexual. Wears muscle T-shirts to show off his ample man breasts.
When drunk likes to wrestle other men, shout loudly and generally turn into a total dick.
"Jesus, that guy over there tried to ingle me up."
4.
A big dumb fuck.
"See that guy standing over there? He's a total Ingle"
5.
sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.
"look at that ingle over there, she can't get away from him fast enough"
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6.
A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.
"Oh god, he's such a ingle"
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7.
A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.
"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"
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