Injured Snail

What is Injured Snail?


1.

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

See slow, snail, insult, injury, quick


0

Random Words:

1. A game. A group of guys/girls go out on the town and the person to get the phone number of the ugliest guy/girl they can find gets a fr..
1. A Writing writer, a commentater on the DVD of life. Someone who can speak and be spoken too. An advisor, a consultant, an ally. A per..
1. People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time. Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely,..