What is Injured Snail?
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For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
See
Random Words:
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a fag
goddamn that pussy's a buttfucking beatoff...
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a common misprounciation of "answer me"
"Ants Are Me DAMNIT!!!"..
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NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!..
