Innovation

What is Innovation?


1.

Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.

Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel!

Bub: Well, we'll have to draft a budget submission, then set up a steering party, develop a business plan then publish a prospectus. I'm guessing we'll need a couple of million plus a three year window for the R & D alone ...

2.

Two dicks, one shoe-horn!

Jarrad - I used to use a shoe-horn to hold my dick up while shaving my balls, Now with my new Innovation i can hold up my mates dick while he shaves his balls as well!

See horn, shoe, innovation, shoehorn

3.

A marketing ploy used by organizations that have exhausted all other plausable excuses for introducing ill-conceived products, policies, practices and/or services that will ultimately prove to be counterproductive.

CEO: OMG, this place is a real drag!

Boy Wonder: Gosh, CEO ... let's introduce an innovation!

CEO: Shit! Why didn't I think of that? Where should we start?

Boy Wonder: Gee, I guess we should do a Google search ...

4.

A word used by game developers when they are going to fuck up a game.

Dev: We're going to make the game more innovative and fun!

*later on after release*

Gamer: Dude! WTF THIS GAME SUCKS!

Innovation...how it fails in most new games.

See innovative, innovation, inspiration


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