Innuendo Edit Meaning

1.

Anything that gives off a wrong idea, or sick minded thought

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

-example from an old kids show Rainbow

2.

Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.

Some luscious examples of innuendo-

Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."

A: "Cocoanut"

Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"

A: "Legs"

Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"

A: "Shake hands"

Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"

A: "Your toothbrush"

"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."

"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"

"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."

-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"

-"Um... a semen whale"

-"... (snickering)"

-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"

"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."

"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."

And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.

See raunchy, sexual, bawdy, naughty, clean, innocent

3.

An indirect or subtle -- in the case of urban slang, not often subtle as so -- usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.

The foundation of urban slang rests on the pillars of innuendo-laced phrases most of which were invented by the lower class of society.

See doodievomit

4.

A common retort used when someone begins discussing english novels.

Bob: I wonder did the author intentionally put so much innuendo in the novel

Sam:I'll inurendo!!

See inurendo, sex

5.

In Your End OH.

Teacher "William Shakespeare put these innuendos in here intentionally"

Kid that fails "In Your End OH!"

See sex, fag, alabama, jew

6.

Preposition to indicate placement in an individual's anal area.

So's your Mom buddy - stick it innuendo!

See anal sex, rumpuss, bumper nuts, dildo

7.

the state of being in ones bag of weed or something in your ass.

Man, that sucka is always playin you, you got all kinds of stems and seeds innuendo.

Man you better not get caught with all of those car stereos or else ull be in cb4 with bubba all up innuendo

See applying, giving, getting, knowing