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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea .. 
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The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the pen.. 
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the most bad ass thing on planet earth.
OmG! Ev0L InTEnT!..