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Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
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Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
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When men assemble in a human pyramid, but put their testicles and dick through their legs so it looks like a goat. Hence, mountain goat ..