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What is Insert-pussy-ton?

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

Coop Sillio

1. Off the chain; tight Dawg, that popsicle was coop sillio...

Quarterwit

1. Someone who has to try twice as hard to be a halfwit. Michael Moore or possibly Al Franken See Eric 2. A way to call both target and..

Male Slut

1. A male slut is one who prowls a regular bar route to lure coyote-ugly women home for selfish reasons. Usually enticed by a party, home a..

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