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What is Insert-pussy-ton?

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

Pube Stash

1. Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen..

Polling

1. obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you i can't work proper..

Pudpounder

1. One who frequently masturbates Dont hang out with that kid, he's big a pudpounder. See jerk off, masturbator, pud, cock grabber ..

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