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A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

Uncool-able

1. When an object is in an indefinite state of being crappy. His house was soooo uncool-able!..

Lost Wallet Syndrome

1. an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in a..

Tampa Bay Spot Shower

1. When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit th..

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