Insert-pussy-ton

What is Insert-pussy-ton?

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

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