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What is Insert-pussy-ton?

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

Idiot Fishing

1. When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach n..

Quirt

1. Underwater ejaculation While swimming in the pool, James became excited and quirted violently. 2. The sound created when a woman is p..

Nigger's Checkbook

1. 1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance) 2. All fucked up After I leave the bar..

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