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What is Insert-pussy-ton?

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"

Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."

Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

See tampon, pad, bitch, pms, dildo

Vegeteranian

1. A vegetarian dish from the mediterranean. My favourite vegeteranian dish is Caprese (NB Tomatoes, Mozzarella, Olive Oil, Basil). See v..

Pirate Red Mage

1. Like a Red Mage, only with some Pirate added in for good measure. Is primarily a Pirate before a Red Mage. Uses Airships as main form of..

Get Up Sausage

1. A phrase which can replace any other phrase, whether its a bad or good situation, or even happy or sad situation. No matter what the sit..

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