Insomniac

What is Insomniac?


1.

One who suffers from sleepdeprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.

Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.

See AYB

2.

Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.

Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.

Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.

Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".

Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.

Friend: Where were you this morning?

Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

AS OPPOSED TO

Friend: Where were you this morning?

Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.

See emo, myspace, fake, liars, insomnia, Squiff

3.

someone who cant fall asleep

i cant sleep, i must be an insomniac

4.

1) A person that suffers from the sleeping disorder insomnia

2) Green Day's fourth LP, released after Dookie. A spectacular album that's as underrated as Dookie is overrated. Insomniac does not completely have the fun, don't-give-a-fuck-about-the world sound that Dookie does (for example : track no. 8, Panic Song, is about bassist Mike Dirnt's panic attacks)

This album should be owned (or listened to) by anyone that considers themself a Green Day fan. You won't be disappointed. If Insomniac isn't as good as Dookie then it's better.

And this is coming from someone who's favorite Green Day album is Dookie.

Recommended tracks on Insomniac are #9 and #14.

See green day, dookie, underrated, overrated, lp

5.

Show on Comedy Central starring Dave Attel getting drunk off his ass late at night.

"Mother Fucking Delicious!"

6.

A cd by green day that contains hits like Brain Stew/Jaded, Geek Stink Breath, and Walking contradiction.

Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.

Im having trouble trying to sleep

Im counting sheep but running out

As time ticks by, still i try...

*then later in song*

My mind is set on overdrive

The clock is laughing in my face

A crooked spine

My sense is dulled

Passed the point of delerium

-Brain Stew-Green Day

I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!

See Ka

7.

See Richard Robinson

A person who suffers from lack of sleep/restlessness. Can be perpetuated from caffeine consumption and web development/programming. Insomniacs are also known to have issues with depression, alienation, isolation, and anti-socialization.

See insomnia, awesome, caffeine


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