Insomniap

What is Insomniap?


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When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of REM sleep.

Boss: McGillicutty! You look like warmed over death! What the hell is wrong with you this time?

McGillicutty: Ummm...hrmprm...zzz...Oh, whuh? Insomniap.

Boss: You're fired.

See insomnia, terrible


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