Insomniap

What is Insomniap?

When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of REM sleep.

Boss: McGillicutty! You look like warmed over death! What the hell is wrong with you this time?

McGillicutty: Ummm...hrmprm...zzz...Oh, whuh? Insomniap.

Boss: You're fired.

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Kloppe

1. a strong mixture of loratab and Vick's Nighquill that results in spontaneous bursts of inebriation that could potentially cause a p..

W.t.h.

1. What The Heck seeing something that surprise you or confused W.T.H. was dat why u say dat for dat pic u have there See angry, confu..

Attracting Bears

1. when a girl is on her period... I heard that she attracts bears..

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