What is Insomniap?
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When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of REM sleep.
Boss: McGillicutty! You look like warmed over death! What the hell is wrong with you this time?
McGillicutty: Ummm...hrmprm...zzz...Oh, whuh? Insomniap.
Boss: You're fired.
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The Oklahoma state bird is the trailer house. They are usually spotted between march and june flying across the countryside.
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Just like in-fucking-credible, except more unique.
Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!..