Insonicnia

What is Insonicnia?

The complete inaibility to be able to play a Sonic The Hedgehog game, usually due to the lacking of fast motor skills and/or reaction time.

Boy: Jump off the spring when you roll off the loop!

Girl: I keep missing it!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from severe Insonicnia...

Textfuck

1. a person(usually a guy) who insists on answering a text message while fucking his girlfriend. Mark stop being a textfuck and start fuc..

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1. When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked..

M.b.d.

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