What is Insta-bone?
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What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
See
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The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon
Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.
Random Words:
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when some one stabs you with a lighter
A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me
See flame, lighter..
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The act of having anal sex with your ex-wife and then having sex with your current girlfriend without wiping of your penis
Hey my ex-wi..
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Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.
"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."
See redhead, ginger, impress..
