Insta-bone

What is Insta-bone?


1.

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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2.

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?

Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.


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