Insta-bone

What is Insta-bone?

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?

Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

Mmwark.

1. what comes out when you try to say "in an arc" when angry. "you're supposed to be mmwark." "what?"..

Uber Doober

1. used to describe something that is extraordinarily super that orgasm was uber doober intense See super, extraordinary, awesome, incred..

Dairylea Beard

1. Final and conclusive proof that bukkake 'models' should wash more frequently. "That fucking woman had a CHEDDAR growing ..

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