Insta-bone

What is Insta-bone?

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?

Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

Shit Closet

1. A clever synonym for butthole. JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie? Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, bu..

W Shakes

1. William Shakespeare's rapper name. "Yo dawg, did youz just hear that new record W Shakes just dropped? Dayum, it was alls lik..

Gyroid

1. A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant..

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