What is Insta-bone?
What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon
Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.