Insta-bone

What is Insta-bone?

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?

Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

I Lied

1. Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on pu..

Griffin Bibb

1. A man who is slightly less manly than Chuck Norris, but also manlier than Charging Rhinos and AIDS. Yea, Griffin Bibb's pretty awe..

Ayfkm

1. Are You F"n Kidding Me? The final score was 63-17? ARFKM!?! See Dusty 2. Are you f*cking kidding me? After my girlfriend said..

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