Insta-dump

What is Insta-dump?


1.

When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.

1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"

2)

John:"Brb dude."

Jake: "Allright"

John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.

Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?

John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)

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