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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jun..
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Using Pepsi as lubricant for masturbation purposes.
"Dude, I was out of lube and now I'm chaffed because I decided to Pepsi d..
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A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal..
