Instant Baby

What is Instant Baby?


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the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat

Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

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