Instant Coffee

What is Instant Coffee?

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee

Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(

Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

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Jackslap

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Thompson's Water Sealer

1. Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities. I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer...

Isappointed

1. to consume large quantities of alcohol, in the process spending lots of money, and failing to get drunk I went out last night - i got r..

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