Instant Coffee

What is Instant Coffee?


1.

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee

Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(

Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

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