Instant Coffee

What is Instant Coffee?

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee

Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(

Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

See girl talk, sex

Ijpm

1. "I Just Pissed Myself" Used in e-mails, on blogs and on forums to express that someone just said/posted something so funny you..

Kekko Desu

1. Japanese: "No thanks", "I'm cool", "It's okay" - basically, a halfway polite, understated refusa..

Contraband

1. Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc. Mostly illegal items. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Instant Coffee Edit Meaning