Instant Family

What is Instant Family?


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A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."

Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

See welfare, baby, momma, dinosaurs, Penix


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