Instant Messaging Edit Meaning

1. During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face. Dude, I used Rogaine..

1. When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket) Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency. See keys, lost, emerg..

1. A skater punk with tiny nuts. Man did you see those skaters? I bet they are gonn suck on each other's tiny jesticles. See small, ..