What is Instapreg?
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when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom
2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone
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to impregnate someone the second your
Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!
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while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic ha..
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..