Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

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to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Zigzag

1. papers used for rolling joints in Gotta buy me some zigzags so we can roll us some joints. See Rubes 2. A zigzag is a blunt or a joi..

Hmm Disease

1. An over use of the words 'hmm' 'urmm' 'ummm' 'Mhmm' or any other derivative. It's when peop..

Highjacked

1. To steal or take control of That muthafucka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his Rolex..

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