Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

See funny, instapreg, pregnancy, foreskin, lol

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Lizzard Teats

1. Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen "Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats" See ice cream, blizzard, dairy, queen, tr..

In Spades

1. (Adj) The same. But more so. At a higher level. "You were a bit spannered last night, weren't you?" "In Spades, m..

Joosed

1. Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularit..

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