Instapreg

What is Instapreg?


1.

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

See funny, instapreg, pregnancy, foreskin, lol

2.

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock


16

Random Words:

1. A monthly check from the government for retards. My retard of a nephew gets 750 every month... lucky bish! See retard, 750, crazy, sca..
1. a fool, that everyone dislikes but does not like to say to his face. He also smeels of monkeys faeces. One - Look their is that fool Co..
1. Quiggin: 1.Completly and uterly awesome. For use when all words fail how much awesomeness is in an object, idea, place, or person. ..