What is Instapreg?
1.
when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom
2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone
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2.
to impregnate someone the second your 
Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!
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Random Words:
1. 
A condition when sand has been accumulated inside the vagina cause the afflicted to show sparatic emotions ranging from begin depressive..