Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

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to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Dumpalump

1. To take a shit ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole! "Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!" "Son..

Beastieality

1. The Pleasure of haveing sexual intercourse with an animal. --Particurly horses because they hve a massive penis. The girls love beasti..

Unscrew

1. Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself. "Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided ..

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