Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

See funny, instapreg, pregnancy, foreskin, lol

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Otu

1. Acronym for "One Time Use" Son, I thought I told you that condoms are for OTU. You are going to take responsibility for this..

[penivagesticle]

1. the combinations of a penis, vagina, and testicle. "Dude, i totally just grew a penivagesticle" See vagina, testicle, balls,..

Varkfokker

1. the afrikaans for pig fucker, effective when slagging anyone off the idiot who drove into my car is a varkfokker See pigfucker, fuck, ..

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