What is Instapreg?
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when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom
2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone
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to impregnate someone the second your
Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!
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Random Words:
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Taking a pinch of dip the size of a shotgun shell
A step down from the horseshoe
Did you see that huge pinch he just took?! That thing..
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An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.
The impulse to surviv..