Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

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to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Twisting The Pelican

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Shazzered

1. another word for shattered. i hit the pinecone with a stick and it shazzered. See shattered, shatter..

Suck Me On A Handstand

1. Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince C..

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