Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

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to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Laid Up

1. a state of near-somnolence, generally requiring a cushioned surface at least 2ft. tall and the covering afforded by your oldest blanket..

Explide

1. Well as we all know, an explosion goes BOOM!!! But with an explision it goes BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA!!! explide-to go BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA!!! ..

Lightning Burnies

1. See "Hershey squirts" Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out. Your mam..

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