Instapreg

What is Instapreg?

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

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to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock

Pensi

1. A person who has had thier fingers replaced with penis'. The process in which this is done is using a Peenu on your fingers. It is ..

Knarl

1. a knot in the pubic hair damn i got so many knarls my bush looks like it has dreads...

Flaccid

1. 1) Limp or soft 2) When the male penis is unhappy :( 3) "Down" time Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flacci..

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