Instapreg

What is Instapreg?


1.

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

See funny, instapreg, pregnancy, foreskin, lol

2.

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock


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