Instapreg

What is Instapreg?


1.

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded

you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

See funny, instapreg, pregnancy, foreskin, lol

2.

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

See pregnancy, sex, abortion, cock


16

Random Words:

1. Something blantantly idiotic or uncool. Can he used as an adjective, a noun OR metaphorically. 1) That party was so lametown. 2) Way ..
1. while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic ha..
1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..