What is Instapreg?
1.
when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom
2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone
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2.
to impregnate someone the second your
Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!
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Random Words:
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Ho..