Instasplooge

What is Instasplooge?

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1

Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?

Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2

Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

See splooge, awesome, jizz, cum, insta-jizz, jacktastic

Your Maternal Lineage

1. Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their mat..

Qse

1. A gang of rock hard lads from Swinton. To be a QSE lad is to be mint. Mate your well hard and from Swinton? You must be QSE! See qse,..

Hold One's Horses

1. to wait up, to be patient Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute...

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