What is Instasplooge?
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Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.
Ex #1
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.
Ex #2
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!
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When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rat..
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The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blo..
