Instasplooge

What is Instasplooge?

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1

Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?

Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2

Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

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