Instasplooge

What is Instasplooge?

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1

Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?

Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2

Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

See splooge, awesome, jizz, cum, insta-jizz, jacktastic

Quimpong

1. when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant oh dear your mother has quimpong See quimpong, quim, bl..

The Not So Common Cold

1. reffered to HIV/AIDS but..... this is the point when someone infected by AIDS has contracted a cold, and there is no turning back... al..

Stinkie Twinkie

1. A dick that has just been inside a pussy The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented puss..

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