Instasplooge

What is Instasplooge?

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1

Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?

Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2

Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

See splooge, awesome, jizz, cum, insta-jizz, jacktastic

Bitch Shy

1. the attitude of a girl who won't talk to you and acts shy, but only does it because she thinks she's better than you and that ..

Popoozle

1. When an animal eats another animals poop or throwup. My dog popoozled, and walked away to find more. See throwup, poop, pop..

Dasob

1. 1. Dumbass Son of a Bitch. 2. One helluva thing to be called from halfway across the planet. You fucking DASOB you just blew up China ..

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