What is Instead?
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A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling
Random Words:
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A disingenuous facial contortion that is supposed to convey an orgasmic YUMMO moment but does not vary from use to use.
"I can&apo..
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Despite any possible doubt, everything's cool.
Oh you slept with my girl? It's all good homie!
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Means nothing is bad.
Us..
