What is Instead?
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A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling
Random Words:
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Ka-dunk-a-dink: When you have to take a nasty crap. with a paint add to the word "Kadunkadink with a paint": When taking the ..
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A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions..
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A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
Billy Fag..
