What is Instead?
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A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling
Random Words:
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Another word for when you mess something up or screw around and half ass a job.
"Sorry man, I messed up"
"You just jimm..
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A machine that reads your blood pressure
The doctor used a sphymomanometer on me today!
See blood, pressure, machine, doctor, sphygmom..
