Instead

What is Instead?


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A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.

Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?

Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.

Menstrating girl 1: WTF??

Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.

Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!

Both: incessant giggling


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