What is Instead?
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A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling
Random Words:
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When you're sixty nining and one of you farts.
This chick and I were sixty nining and I served up a rotton sixty nart.
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one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.
Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.
See conquistador..
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To do nothing, to have nothing
David Pryordoes didly squat after he gets home from school everyday...
