Insummernia

What is Insummernia?

1.

A case of insomnia during the summer, usually striking students.

Usually characterized by the following:

-Chronic inability to sleep until moonset during the summer.

-Desperate attempts to fall asleep, ranging from sleep aids to studying to working out in the middle of the night.

-Apparent sharper mind at 2AM rather than 2PM.

-Calling or communicating with other people late during the AM hours of the night, only to fail because the chances of them already being asleep are at 96.8%.

-Being an internet zombie

Guy: Ey girl, why aren't you asleep yet

Girl: I have a bad case of insummernia :(

See insomnia, internet zombie, fail, summer
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