Insurance

What is Insurance?


1.

A form of gambling.

A way to get free money.

1) I might get an accident and get insurance money!

2) I'm going to cause an accident and get insurance money!

See insurance, gambling, money, accident, company, Flibby

2.

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.

Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.

See ponzi

3.

Insurance is a big international industry employing thousands of people. It has a turnover of billions of dollars.

The InsuranceIndustry started at Edward Lloyd's coffee house in Londonin the late1680s. Edward Lloyd's was a popular meeting spotfor master mariners, merchants and shipowners. All the newsabout the departures of ships, their estimated timeof arrival at the portto which they were sailing,and the cargoes being carried was discussed over coffee and somethingto eat. Lloyds rapidly became the placewhere shipsand their cargoes were insured against lossat sea. TodayLloyds of London is still the leadingmarine and specialistinsurance market in the world.

4.

a medication used to help ease the pain and frustration of .....that time.

Hey Aubrey, do u have any insurance with you?


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