What is Insured By Smith And Wesson?


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If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

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