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When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet ..
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Riding a custom bicycle down a large hill and past the Oregon Zoo, or on the highway in Portland, Oregon. These mutant bikes usually don..
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A cranberry and vodka made flamingly gay by being held by a 6 foot guy who just damaged your vehicle and threw up in your sink.
A man g..