What is Intellectual Jizz?
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The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be 
Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!
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A vicious hangover induced by a night of drinking heavily.
Guy wakes up, feels his head
Guy : "Oh, God, It hurts to live!"
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