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a tortise-induced orgasm
i found a turtle, shoved into my ************, and had a turtlegasm!!!!!
See how, should, i..
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When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends..
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when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.
Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad ..